blaaa 

Someone who sucks at all aspects of life.

brandon renfro is so blaaa that he is blaaa blaaa blaaa

blaaa by The gaurdians November 27, 2007

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

Blahaj 

A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.

Blahaj is love, Blahaj is life. Praised be the Blahajar.

Blahaj by Poatto October 18, 2022

bladadah 

a fully automatic firearm
Ak47,Sks,ar15 etc.

I keep that bladadah like yadada

bladadah by KTAMOB January 25, 2017

blabalanche 

A torrent of words that you are not interested in hearing.

Usually occurs during phone calls, skype calls, and powerpoint presentations

The only reason I don't call my parents is because a blabalanche is sure to commence!

blabalanche by QuakePhil February 22, 2011

George Blaha 

The announcer for the Detroit Pistons. Simply put, he is the god damn man.

Did you hear that George Blaha had a threesome with the Automotion girls?

George Blaha by Diggityisrad December 23, 2010

blahaj 

Plush shark made by IKEA. very soft and cuddly.

With my blahaj i can sleep better :)

blahaj by aik0_02 April 30, 2021