blabalanche 

A torrent of words that you are not interested in hearing.

Usually occurs during phone calls, skype calls, and powerpoint presentations

The only reason I don't call my parents is because a blabalanche is sure to commence!

blabalanche by QuakePhil February 22, 2011

bagalanche 

when a bunch of bags/suitcases/backpacks or whatever like that fall on you or the ground or in a domino effect. an avalanche of bags

*bags falling from the overhead compartment* "Woh! bagalanche!

bagalanche by KMT1210 March 7, 2008

boobalanche 

When a guy/girl un hooks a bra that contains very massive boobs. When the bra is unhooked the boobs come flopping down leaving u stare in amazment just like an avalanche....except with boobs.

Mike: DUUUUDE!! Last night me and my bitch were goin at it and u no how she has huggeee tits? Well when i unhooked her bra everything came tumblin down!

John: Mike my friend, thats what I call a boobalanche!

boobalanche by Aloooof May 13, 2008

flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

blackalanche 

a group of ghetto black people walking down the street

look at the blackalanche!!

lets get out of here, here comes a blackalanche

blackalanche by nincumpoop October 1, 2008

Flabalanche 

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

Flabalanche by User_87 December 12, 2014