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blamatitus 

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.
God Tony has blamatitus
blamatitus by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

blakatini 

Blakatini is when you wake up on your bed and you stand up and feel like the day is going to be very positive and energetic. So the first thing you should say to someone, in the morning as soon as you wake up is "Blakatini".
person 1: "good morning"
person 2: "Blakatini"
person 1: "today is gonna be a very bBlakatini day"
blakatini by swag lenilias December 12, 2021

Souka Blayat

Basicaly means “Fucking Bitch” in russian.
When you see an asshole in the streets of russia...
Say “Souka Blayat!”
(Of course you now know what ‘Souka Blayat means)
Souka Blayat by Dick Cummer December 21, 2017

Blamatory 

To be in the act of blaming somebody.
She was being blamatory, but it wasn't my fault.
Blamatory by lisa78626 January 17, 2008
To blaat.
When someone talks shit, he is 'blaating'.
'Johnny's grandma gave him like three cookies yesterday! And he also got four cups of milk!'

'(Yeah right) blaat'
blaat by Kls2 August 29, 2005

Blaaaaaaaaaatz 

The more aggressive and extreme version of "blitz". Phonetically spelled for the sound made when yelling "blitz".

This is the preferred verbal preface to doing any sort of extreme action.

Also is used sarcastically in regards to "Phone Blitzes" at call-centers.
Jim, before diving off of a cliff: "Blaaaaaaaaaatz!!"
Blaaaaaaaaaatz by Mole Atty November 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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