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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

blackino 

1) Blackino was the name of a famous cat owned by G. Craig Hobbs. Blackino was derived from the word "blacky" and the word "no" and resulted from the youthful indiscretions of a young cat named "blacky" whose name morphed into the affectionate, and Italian-inflected "blackino".

2) A hybrid name, synthesizing distinct invectives into an affectionate resultant.
Blacky no! (purrrrr)
Blackino
blackino by gcraighobbs March 5, 2009

Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.
When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.

mr blackshaw 

Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.
Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”
mr blackshaw by Ex HSHS student January 14, 2019
"nyc blacks u've er m8!" "what language is that you inbred neanderthal?"
blacks by xTactis December 6, 2013

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"