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Blackist

A Black person who tends to obsess about their own skin colour, and tends to call every "non-white" skin toned person black, most commonly mixed raced people, while not understanding the word itself due to generalization and stereotyping(EX Barack Obama). Blackists try hard to compare themselves to anybody who doesn't look white. They tend to play the race card frequently when not able to get their way, and have an "us and them" racial mentality when not satisfied by the results.

Their cultist attitude of "us black brothers got to stick together" poisons society by manipulating minds into thinking they are "black people" but they really aren't, and cause a racial divide in the community (see George Zimmerman Case, or One Drop Rule).

Blackists talk about slavery more often than not, and still use it as a weapon for others who can be tricked into wielding it.

They also still believe in the racist, yet ignorant "One Drop Rule".
Here's one of many Examples...

Ex. @ a McDonalds restaurant

Black Guy: Hi, there. Are you accepting resumes to work here my friend?

McDonalds Cashier: I'm sorry, but we're not accepting resumes right now. Sorry about that.

*The Black guy has a "Nigga Moment"....

Black Guy: What you mean you ain't accepting resumes here! It's cuz I'm black, ain't it??? Ya'll think because you enslaved my ancestors you can tell me that I ain't fit for a job at McDonalds?? This is discrimmination, brotha!

McDonalds Cashier (who is now confused): I beg your pardon, sir?

Black Guy: That's why I tell my black brothas that ya'll white folks tryna make us black people fall in the dust. Imma go call Al Sharpton on yo ass, then we'll see who's gonna be the slave of who!

McDonalds Cashier: All I said was that we aren't hiring anym-

Black Guy: Quit lyin', man!! I know ya'll crackas trying to kill us blacks with hard labour!! You jus wait, man! When I get Al Sharpton You whites are gonna wish you never started S**T WID US!!

*Black Guy pulls out his cell phone and starts dialing The Al Sharpton Hotline...

Cashier: Piss off, you ignorant blackist!!

*The Cashier then proceeds to throw another customer's McFlurry and Big Mac at the Black Guy, hitting him in the head and afterwards causing the cashier to chase the man out of the store with a broom in hand.
by Rewriting History August 19, 2013
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Blackist

a black person who is racist towards white people.
"Wtf? We were just sitting over here having a picnic at the park when a blackist started preaching about being oppressed!"
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Blackstabber

An African American who stabs someone in the back in order to sell a book.
That Omarosa Manigault is such a blackstabber, did you hear what she said about Trump?
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blackstronaut

A member of the Negro American Space Society of Astronauts (NASSA).
"Suitcase" Jefferson is a blackstronaut.
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Ryland Blackinton

Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.
OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?
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Blackish

A characteristic of not being a stereotyped urban black person. An urban black person with non-urban characteristics.
Cassandre is an African American from the inner city. Everyone says she is blackish because she likes country music.
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Jet Blackstone

A bad ass, no nonsense player that always keeps it cool and sexy with the ladies.
"What's your name?"
"Blackstone. Jet Blackstone."
"That name is hot"
"Like you"
"Oh, Jet!"

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore
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