bitslap

Revoke a computer account, or punish the user of a computer or network.

Origin: Gaelic/Indo-European from baertslaepe, 6th century, BC

He didn't pay his bill, so I had to bitslap him.

by Robert Schulhof July 29, 2002

BatSlap

With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.

Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome

by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009

bioslap

A slap to the face with any variety of biological matter.

"I just got Bioslapped with that fetus paste!"

by Carl Krentt February 16, 2010

bislaptual

The art of slapping somebody with 2 hands.

“He’s slapping everybody out here, he’s bislaptual”

by OrbitCorrupt March 14, 2019

Bigslappedrudeness

A person who aspires to be a Valdameer

Pfff, your not a Valdameer your a Bigslappedrudeness

by Valdy December 12, 2004

bigslappedrudeness

The relief one feels when one doesn't have a reeghno

After checking one does not have a reeghno one feels bigslappedrudeness

by Evil Rhi December 12, 2004

britslapped

To be intellectually schooled, often aggressively, by a British person with a trained or otherwise posh-sounding accent.

Victim: Why all you say aluminum wrong?
Brit: Hmm... well Waynetta, aluminium is how ALL scientists refer to it as an element. You know those folks with more than half a working brain?

Victims friend: Awww gal you got Britslapped, right there!

by British Appleworm June 20, 2019