BatSlap

With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.

Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome

by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009

bitslap

Revoke a computer account, or punish the user of a computer or network.

Origin: Gaelic/Indo-European from baertslaepe, 6th century, BC

He didn't pay his bill, so I had to bitslap him.

by Robert Schulhof July 29, 2002

batflaps

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder

Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.

by CSmizzle June 17, 2010

Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.

"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."

by Trondaddy December 5, 2007

Batscaper

One who uses a wiffleball bat to trim long pieces of grass and dandielions in his/her lawn. A batscaper usually does this after swinging the bat and missing the ball.

"Awesome curveball, too bad I missed it. AH! I'm so angry! starts swinging the bat at dandielions. "HEY! stop being a batscaper!"

by Nickkk!!! June 17, 2007

Bagslap

When your balls hit your gooch and make a slap sound

i was in class and i airhumped and i bagslaped

by giggidygoo4u May 24, 2006

Babslap

From the Yorkshire word Bab, meaning poo/shit.
In other words, as good as slapping a shit.

"that album is absolute babslap"

by Babslapper February 27, 2019