Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

Bitch Wife

Name symbolizing the typical everyday pain in the ass wife.

"Go make me a sandwich Bitch wife".

Sorry ass Swamp Donkey Bitch wife.

by Bruce say's "fuck'em" August 14, 2009

bitch wife

a name your man gives you. instead of being his girlfriend youre a "bitch wife".

shes my bitch wife.

by ladyashleigh September 28, 2008

bitch wife

someone whose wife is kind of bossy and in charge; not to be confused with wife who is a bitch.

dang your wife won’t let you leave the house must be a bitch wife

by randomguywithsomebeer May 30, 2021

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008

queen bitch sister wife

A queen bitch sister wife or QBSW for short is someone who knows what they want and GETS IT, they rule over all of the other sister wives and even has a couple guys on the side

In a sentence: damn that girl stole my man again her twerk game is too strong. I wish I could be a QUeen bitch sister wife like er

by Doooooit October 7, 2013