bitchressia
bitchressia by hayden the guy who gets the gi November 11, 2018
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Bitchcessible
1. Someone that takes the whining and bitching of others in stride.
2. Someone that is willing or paid to listen to the bitching of others in order to facilitate psychological wellness.
2. Someone that is willing or paid to listen to the bitching of others in order to facilitate psychological wellness.
After a long day at work it's good to know I have someone bitchcessible around to get everything off my chest.
Bitchcessible by Falcc December 20, 2009
Mega Bitchessi
Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.
The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.
When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.
It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.
When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.
It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Mega Bitchessi by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026