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Bitchidus
That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.
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bitchPod
A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.
Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?
Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.
Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!
Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.
Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!
Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
bitchPod by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012
Bitchionary
A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Bitchionary by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
bitchgoddess
The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"
Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dying marriage...or a dwindling bank account.
bitchgoddess by RogueWarrior1957 November 11, 2006
Bitchious
Bitchious by PanchoPoncho July 1, 2010
Bitchionary
A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.
"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"
Bitchionary by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015
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