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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

bitchelorette 

Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.

Bitchole 

A term used to describe an individual, generally a male, who in actual fact has developed mannerisms and idiosyncrasies of a women. De-voiding him of all manliness.
"Wow, Josh is acting like such a Bitchole!"

"He's brushing her hair? What a Bitchole!"

"...that's a Bitchole act!"

"Habitual Bitchole"

bitchfield 

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.
Bitchfield a Real place
bitchfield by Levlife October 6, 2008

bitchbored 

When you have no girl and need some attention, you hit up random hoes to occupy your time.
"Bro why are you talking to that hoe"
"I don't know bro, I'm bitchbored."
bitchbored by AntonioManoloLopez November 26, 2015
when you don't feel like calling someone a cunt or the word bitch just isn't enough...
That bitchoe just pushed me.
bitchoe by g--$ October 13, 2009