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bitch flash

Usually in a female, a period of being a bitch where they bitch and post definitions slandering their friends on an online dictionary that is cared about by few.
bitch flash by U February 1, 2005

bitch flash

Helen read the definitions of 'bitch flash' and wondered who wrote them.
bitch flash by ME January 13, 2007

flash bitch 

A person (typically female) in which a single member of a band chooses to infatuate himself with for the night while on tour. A new city, a new flash bitch. She's important for the night, but gone in a flash.
Wow, the singer and that girl are really hitting it off over a few drinks. Looks like it's going well, but I'll bet she's just another flash bitch.
flash bitch by Zombiewheatthin March 27, 2018

Flashlight Bitch 

When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.
Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.

19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.

*8yr old son runs over*

Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*

*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
Flashlight Bitch by cool cool. April 16, 2010

Bitchlash 

When someone responds with a bitchey comeback
"Did you just get into an accident?" Cuz you just got bitchlashed!!!
Bitchlash by Paytonic32 January 24, 2015

bitchflash 

A unwelcome camera flash hits your eyes.
Sitting at a conference, the local paper photographer bitchflashed me.
bitchflash by Drew Sans August 23, 2006