Father: Son
get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father:
What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy
if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*