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bitch bottles 

Bitch, which is usually used when refering to someone who is either annoying, or an asshole, when placed infront of the word bottles, refers to groups of people who are totally annoying or just complete assholes.
Timmy and Jeremy were sitting in the corner of the cafeteria when a glob of nasty food hit Jeremy square in the face. Just about to stand up and retaliate, Timmy grabbed his arm and shook his head, "Just forget it, those bitch bottles aren't worth it."
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Bitch bottle 

The Soda in the fridge that no one will drink and has been left there for weeks. Can be any soda, depending on the households preference.
Jimmy took the diet mountain dew out of the fridge, Tommy laughing when he saw he had. "Awww man! you took the bitch bottle!"

bottle bitch 

Kick ass exclamation that can be yelled at any time or any place. Originates from a professional bowler being annoyed at his competitor for continually crinkling a plastic bottle while he tries to bowl and calling that dude a 'bottle bitch'
Bowler #1 (attempting to bowl)

Bowler #2 (excessively crinkling a water bottle)

Bowler #1: (rolls strike despite excessive plastic bottle crinkling) "Take that you bottle bitch!!!"
bottle bitch by W&W June 29, 2011

Bottle Bitch 

A term used to reference the actions of others in vain.
*dude crinkling his bottle at a bowling tournament before the bowler rolls the ball*

Bowler (who got a strike anyways): "Take that you bottle bitch!

note: this phrase may also be used when getting back at the guy who cut you off in traffic or anytime you completely own someone.
Bottle Bitch by c5izzlinhot June 30, 2011

Coke bottle bitch 

A woman who thinks she's cute but has gigantic eyeglasses.

Also, insecure woman (who wears big glasses) who is reasonably attractive but speak poorly (behind other women's backs) so they will only pay attention to her and not other women.
'"That Coke bottle bitch" has a big mouth"
"Girl, I heard Amanda's "Coke bottle bitch" ass talkin shit about you"

Bottle Bitch 

When Jason Belmonte annoys Sean Rash, by crinkling a water bottle. Despite the distraction Rash scores a strike, and torments Belmonte by calling him a Bottle Bitch
Belmonte: *Crinkles Water Bottle*
Rash: *Scores Strike*
Rash: "Take that bottle Bitch"
Bottle Bitch by bowling_king69 April 8, 2021

beer bottle bitch 

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
beer bottle bitch by issys mom September 24, 2021