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bitch bastard 

A female dog that does not have a father.
Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.
bitch bastard by jksurfer February 5, 2009

bitch-bastard 

Combined with both bitch and bastard. It referrs to an idiot or moron.

You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.
"Damn you, you bitch-bastard!"

"YOU stupid bitch-bastard work!"
bitch-bastard by Maddie Jean October 4, 2005

Scotch bitch bastard bum 

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.
You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

Cookie Bitch-Bastard 

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.
"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

piss bitch bastard 

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.
Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

Bastard Bitch 

Something a pissed off Indian or Pakistani says
What did you say to me you bloody bastard bitch?
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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