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bitch are you fo real 

an unsure way of saying many things
no way!
really?
I cant believe it

said by Doug in Sons of butcher many times
Ricky: your gonna die in 5 days
Doug: bitch are you fo real
bitch are you fo real by Gilby00 March 31, 2008

Bitch you are a bitch 

Its calling someone a dubble bitch. If you hate someone than just say "bitch you are a bitch". If they look at you like your weird or some shit than say "fuck off", now bitch you look like a bitch means: the person is fucking anoying and is and idiot and a piece of shit, and it shows that you hate the person.
The person you hate: hey

You: bitch you are a bitch.

The person you hate: what?

You: fuck off

The person you hate: wtf is wrong with you?

You: "smiles"

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch 

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.
Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

Why are you a bitch

Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.
Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?

A:She hasn't had dick for a week.
Why are you a bitch by WUAB December 4, 2018

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her
“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”
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