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bad bitch alert 

something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words
inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!
bad bitch alert by word_boner August 17, 2014

dumb bitch alert 

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT
dumb bitch alert by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

bitchahertz 

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.
"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"
bitchahertz by mattsqz January 3, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026