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bad bitch alert 

something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words
inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!
bad bitch alert by word_boner August 17, 2014

dumb bitch alert 

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT
dumb bitch alert by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

bitchahertz 

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.
"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"
bitchahertz by mattsqz January 3, 2010