Masturspacing

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them

Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing

by Jason1228 March 03, 2010

rice grinder

someone who owns a car that rides extremely low to the ground such as a honda civic. the owners are most likely beaners and those of the asian ethnicity

dude look at that rice grinder its so low to the ground.

that dude is such a rice grinder

by jason1228 December 06, 2009

NABWSE

No Athletic Background What So Ever

that dude has NABWSE

by jason1228 December 06, 2009

Granny bomb

the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO

Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain

by jason1228 December 06, 2009

Do Work

to get work done

to phisically accomplish a task that involves work

to literally do work

lets Do Work son

i just did work

u need to do work

by jason1228 December 06, 2009

bitch alert

sudden realization that a bitch has enterd your area
also know a your bitch radar

I just got a sudden bitch alert

bitch alert, bitch alert she just entered the room

by jason1228 December 06, 2009

prioritabation

the act of making masturbation a daily priority

I always leave room for my prioritabation

by jason1228 December 06, 2009