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one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, despair, endearment, envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and intonation.
Endearment: Hey bitch!
Joy: Oh my god, bitch!
Anticipation: Bitch, guess what?
Shock/Pain: Stubs toe Ah, bitch!
Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH.
Fear: Bitch. What was that noise?
Surprise: BITCH!
Warning: Bitch. Don't try me.
Despair: Biiiitch.
bitch by Carrie Barrie September 18, 2017
1.) A female dog

2.) Annoying complaining

3.) Used to describe a very rude person

4.) Someone's sidekick/slave
1.) Yeah, our bitch just had puppies

2.) He's been bitching about his dad everyday and it's getting on my nerves

3.) That girl wrecked my car. That Constance chick what a bitch!

4.) I couldn't make it in prison because I'd just end up someone's bitch
Bitch by JustYoureEverydayLoser December 31, 2016
Someone who is inconsiderate and insensitive.

Someone who used to be kind to you, but then decided that you weren't good enough for them anymore.

Someone who you thought was your friend, but turned out to be the opposite.
She's so mean, I can't believe it. She's such a bitch now"

"She doesn't care about anyone but herself, what a bitch!"
Bitch by kdmm November 5, 2012
A person who talks about you behind your back and then gets quiet when you're in front of them. A coward on the other hand.
You're a loud mouth bitch.
Bitch by Schmando December 14, 2016
You
you are a bitch
A person that just wants to make you punch the shit out of something
“Bro why’d she do that”
Cause she s a straight up bitch man”
Bitch by NoHandlesLeft June 24, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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