A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.
"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".
by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004
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When this woman is going all nuts saying bullshit you say bitch please!; A way of saying to someone they're full of it.
I was like bitch please when she was saying I stole her phone.
by MaDawgTT February 5, 2015
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White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag
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a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.
bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"
by Lydia from NY January 24, 2006
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A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.
The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.
by SomeDude2003 February 10, 2014
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origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!
Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!
by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010
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