Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004

Bitch Please

When this woman is going all nuts saying bullshit you say bitch please!; A way of saying to someone they're full of it.

I was like bitch please when she was saying I stole her phone.

by MaDawgTT February 5, 2015

Bitch Please

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 24, 2006

Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.

The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.

by SomeDude2003 February 10, 2014

Bitch Please

White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag

by (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-) December 18, 2011

Bitch Please

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!

Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!

by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010

Bitch Please

Back off, mother fucker

When Dan angered Phillip, he said "Bitch Please!"

by Greg Horbal May 8, 2003