bisure

(1) A straight girl that enjoys making out with girls without chemical inducements. (2) A strictly pants on sexual encounter that may or may not result in orgasm. (3) A more casual form of friends with benefits between women as an alternative to masturbating alone.

Tom: "Is Susan drunk? I just saw her kissing another girl." Bill: "Nah, she's bisure."

Susan: "We just did bisure. I'm not a lesbian. "

Roommate1:"Is your vibrator charged? Mine just died." Roommate2: "No worries, we can bisure."

by doverwiley March 1, 2020

Bishreksual

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

by Bishreksual March 4, 2018

bishrekual

When you are attracted to Shrek, my god.

Parents: “So, what’s your sexuality?”
Me: “I’m bishrekual.”
Parents, internally: “We raised a disappointment.”

by Biggie Cheese Is Daddy October 1, 2017

BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 2, 2020

Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 30, 2015

Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 12, 2020

Bishrexual

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 8, 2019