Bishrexual

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 8, 2019

Bishrexual

When you want to fuck shrek more than your girlfriend Patricia

Guy ‘I need to tell you something’
Girlfriend ‘I’m all ears’
Guy ‘I am bishrexual’
Girlfriend ‘bi-what’
Guy ‘I wanna fuck shrek, I’m leaving you’

by Wilson woof woof July 9, 2021

Bishrexual

A person who is attracted to both male and female ogres. (Or people if you're into that)

Shrek: Fiona! I've turned into a woman!
Fiona: It's okay, I'm bishrexual

by Tori the Gay Bitch May 15, 2020

Bishrexual Harassment

This needs to stop. As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, we need to end the mislabeling and miscatagorizing of humans who are sexually attracted to the ogre we all know, and some of us love, Shrek. One would think the times of Shrek loving being considered a silly fetish are past, but no. Our society continually judges, labels, and ridicules the men and women of this world who find Shrek the object of their very dreams. Let the liking of this definition be a proclamation from each and every one of us, to further our many advances as a society of peace and equality, and bring us closer to the day when Bishrexuals will no longer feel the sting of our society's scorn.

Person1: Ew, you're attracted to that stupid ogre??

Person2: Yeah bro, I'll be watching a marathon tonight if u wanna join!
Person1: No thancc, but you do you man. I'm not big on Bishrexual Harassment.

by Lol gotem August 26, 2018

bisexual anthem

Sweater Weather, song by The Neighbourhood

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"

by indiechaotic May 10, 2020

bisexual guy

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".

Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016

Homoromantic Bisexual

A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender

"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"

by Pandamoniumm May 13, 2014