Bishrexual

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 8, 2019

Bishrexual

When you want to fuck shrek more than your girlfriend Patricia

Guy ‘I need to tell you something’
Girlfriend ‘I’m all ears’
Guy ‘I am bishrexual’
Girlfriend ‘bi-what’
Guy ‘I wanna fuck shrek, I’m leaving you’

by Wilson woof woof July 9, 2021

Bishrexual Harassment

This needs to stop. As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, we need to end the mislabeling and miscatagorizing of humans who are sexually attracted to the ogre we all know, and some of us love, Shrek. One would think the times of Shrek loving being considered a silly fetish are past, but no. Our society continually judges, labels, and ridicules the men and women of this world who find Shrek the object of their very dreams. Let the liking of this definition be a proclamation from each and every one of us, to further our many advances as a society of peace and equality, and bring us closer to the day when Bishrexuals will no longer feel the sting of our society's scorn.

Person1: Ew, you're attracted to that stupid ogre??

Person2: Yeah bro, I'll be watching a marathon tonight if u wanna join!
Person1: No thancc, but you do you man. I'm not big on Bishrexual Harassment.

by Lol gotem August 26, 2018

Bishrexual

A person who is attracted to both male and female ogres. (Or people if you're into that)

Shrek: Fiona! I've turned into a woman!
Fiona: It's okay, I'm bishrexual

by Tori the Gay Bitch May 15, 2020