bishrel

The one who is so sexy yet scary. A person that has a huge dick and a huge heart at the same time.

Your boyfriend is such a Bishrel you know, a total package of a man.

by Tsemeelzgene March 16, 2019

Bishreksual

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

by Bishreksual March 4, 2018

bishrekual

When you are attracted to Shrek, my god.

Parents: “So, what’s your sexuality?”
Me: “I’m bishrekual.”
Parents, internally: “We raised a disappointment.”

by Biggie Cheese Is Daddy October 1, 2017

bishel

A man with "special" powers

The Bishel Mobile

by Bobb Fwed February 18, 2003

BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 2, 2020

Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 30, 2015

Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 12, 2020