The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

Fecal bisquick by loschris44 January 3, 2014

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Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

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Biskquik

adj. a self-isolated dumbass who spends too much time playing video games and not realizing that the apocolypse is occuring.

"Come on!"
"Wait, til i level up"
"Stop being a Biskquik"

Biskquik by Nyarlathotep January 7, 2004

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bisquito

bis qui toe

Noun

Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.

Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.

Similar to burness

Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!

also:

silence
silence

BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!

LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

bisquito by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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