Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Bisquirt
"I make her bisquirt last night"
Related Words
Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010
bisquito
bis qui toe
Noun
Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.
Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.
Similar to burness
Noun
Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.
Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.
Similar to burness
Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!
also:
silence
silence
BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!
LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!
also:
silence
silence
BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!
LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
bisquito by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007
bisquit hooks
bisquit hooks by Mel Function September 5, 2003
dick bisquit
1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.
dick bisquit by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
bisquit tits
bisquit tits by Truck Spellbinder May 19, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026