bisquito

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bis qui toe

Noun

Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.

Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.

Similar to burness

Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!

also:

silence
silence

BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!

LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

bisquito by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007

Words you can keep

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Related Words

bisquito • bisquit • Bosquito • Basquito • Biscuitology • biscuitous • bisquit bottom • bisquit bumper • bisquit head • bisquit heels

bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

bisquit hooks by Mel Function September 5, 2003

dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

dick bisquit by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion

What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?

bisquit tits by Truck Spellbinder May 19, 2014

Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

Air Bisquit by 1691 July 30, 2006

Biscuitology

Biscuitology is the worlds oldest secular religion entirely devoted to the worship of the good lord of bakery products (The Mcvity One, although this should never be uttered by mortals). Founded in the year 1273 by the reverends Jamieson Masonic Bourbon and Blarious Familyious Circulous, it is entirely ecumenical, incorporating as it does the various potential branches of bakery based worship, although specifically excluding the jaffa, it being a cake.

Biscuitology is one of the world's most popular religion, as evidenced by all the fat so and so's walking the earth.

Biscuitology by Blarious Familyious Circlous September 5, 2012

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026