8 definitions by Choach Poacher

1
A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.
1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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2
An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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3
Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.
"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "
by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021
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4
That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.
Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.
That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!
by Choach Poacher October 07, 2018
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When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.
Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!
by Choach Poacher July 04, 2019
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A pucker pit is caused by someone being screwed too many times to the point to where their pucker turns into a pit.
"She finally let me put it in her pucker pit last night!
by Choach Poacher October 17, 2018
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