birthday dirty

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(Adj.) A personal description related to the whorish or slutty acts willing to be performed for one's partner only on their birthday, birthday-only acts being more extreme than everyday acts.

1. Your mom is beyond nasty - she's birthday dirty. She frightened me a little last night...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...

birthday dirty by The Basement Office May 7, 2010

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dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

dirty birthday candle by lenda666 July 7, 2009

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dirty birthday

The anniversary of the day you were diagnosed or infected with HIV.

On Harry's Dirty Birthday, we're going to break into his apartment and dirty up the place a bit for him.

dirty birthday by D-D-D-Dirty May 13, 2008

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dirty birthday liar

someone who says it is their birthday when it is indeed not their birthday at all

Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!

5 minutes later

Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

dirty birthday liar by Rachel Morgan: Vampire Slayer September 29, 2010

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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

dirty birthday clown by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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