birthday dirty

(Adj.) A personal description related to the whorish or slutty acts willing to be performed for one's partner only on their birthday, birthday-only acts being more extreme than everyday acts.

1. Your mom is beyond nasty - she's birthday dirty. She frightened me a little last night...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...

birthday dirty by The Basement Office May 7, 2010

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dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

dirty birthday candle by lenda666 July 7, 2009

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dirty birthday

The anniversary of the day you were diagnosed or infected with HIV.

On Harry's Dirty Birthday, we're going to break into his apartment and dirty up the place a bit for him.

dirty birthday by D-D-D-Dirty May 13, 2008

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dirty birthday liar

someone who says it is their birthday when it is indeed not their birthday at all

Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!

5 minutes later

Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

dirty birthday liar by Rachel Morgan: Vampire Slayer September 29, 2010

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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

dirty birthday clown by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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