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When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015
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1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected
1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"
Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.
That HB truck is freaking brotesque!
brotesque by thiudans November 22, 2006
this girl not only is really attractive as in the look wise(thick in the chest, hips, butt, legs, slim waist), shorter, no kids, independent, good cook, cleans youre place without even asking just offers, clean, having a lot in common with that girl, fun, outgoing, sweet, nice, loyal, faithful, honest, good in bed in all aspects, playful, listens, respectful, has her own spot, has her own car, nice paying job, educated, communications on point, the girl you would give up being a player and put that ring on her finger.
damn, Birute is a dream girl.
Birute by N2rtD4 November 28, 2012
The sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro's veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.
I love the taste of Gary's Brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a Bromance.
Brotein by Pikey1079 January 8, 2015