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Baby birding 

The act of spittle pre-chewed food into someone else's mouth.
No baby birding. I don't wanna see that.
Baby birding by zimmygirl777 December 26, 2022

Baby birding 

The act of spitting prechewed food into someone else's mouth.
No baby birding, please. I do wanna look at that.
Baby birding by zimmygirl777 December 30, 2022

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

Burlington Township High School 

The place where the boys gather to rip their nic sticks after every block in D hall.
You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!

Dan Biringer 

Dan Biringer is one of the best poker players out there.

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"