birdsley

kid how sits next to me in class

the kid next to me is birdsley

by twichelegs November 27, 2011

caleb birdsey

The greatest guy you will ever know your best friend and a great boyfriend. He has ripped abs, huge muscles/strong muscles amazing, sexy body and you will always know he will be there in good and bad. He is an overall superstar. He isnt very popular but is loyal to all of his friends and chats to everyone and people think a bit too much

#that caleb birdsey guy is amazing

by shandoody May 27, 2017

birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

birdseye

To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.

"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"

by Sifromcott January 29, 2008

Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003