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Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!
That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.
by yeahbroo May 16, 2017
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