Bardsleyism 

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

Bardsleyism by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

bradleyism 

(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)

Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."

Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."

Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."

Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."

bradleyism by DeltaC January 7, 2005