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John mayonnaise birdboy 

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker
Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy
BirdBot was a program that played BombParty, a game on the JKLM.fun platform, created by Elisée Maurer. It's purpose was to help players train to get better, compete for records, save their best scores, and more. BirdBot was created by Enzo "dFuZer" Tomassi, and was active from May 2021 to June 2023.
We love you BirdBot
BirdBot by jklmperson July 13, 2023
Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.
I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.
Birdbox by Argo91 February 22, 2019

birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile
(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.
birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

birdboxing 

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.
"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
birdboxing by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
Birdbox Fuck by Certified Coon January 11, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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