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John mayonnaise birdboy 

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy
BirdBot was a program that played BombParty, a game on the JKLM.fun platform, created by Elisée Maurer. It's purpose was to help players train to get better, compete for records, save their best scores, and more. BirdBot was created by Enzo "dFuZer" Tomassi, and was active from May 2021 to June 2023.
We love you BirdBot
BirdBot by jklmperson July 13, 2023
Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.
I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.
Birdbox by Argo91 February 22, 2019

birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile
(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.
birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

birdboxing 

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.
"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
birdboxing by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
Birdbox Fuck by Certified Coon January 11, 2019