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mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

birdbitch 

Female that is overly permiscuous, two-faced and/or extremely impressionable. Somewhat of a golddigger.
This girl stay on the hood with her birdbitch shit.
birdbitch by Big Me January 15, 2008
Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.
I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.
Birdbox by Argo91 February 22, 2019
The act of dousing a dead bird in gasoline (filling it up is optional), lighting it on fire, and yeeting it. Just like a molotov!
Bro I'm about to throw a birdotov at them if the keep acting like that.
Birdotov by Matttchuuuu July 14, 2022

golden birdbath 

When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
golden birdbath by brostito May 4, 2009

birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile
(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.
birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020