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Bird it
1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.
2. A sexual act.
Bird it by Hexedecimal May 31, 2005
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pappa-bird-it
pappa-bird-it by know-one November 25, 2010
put a bird on it
Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
put a bird on it by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011
Bird-doggin' it
The act of crossing the street, by foot, illegally (when that red hand says otherwise, or you simply aren't even at an intersection though one is only a few feet away). This forces you to to sprint at high speeds, forgetting about the friends you left on the other side, simply because you are fearing for your life. Generally causes regret mid-way, but turning back is not an option. Often times the phrase, "Let's bird-dog it!" Is yelled pre-crossing, or ,"I'm bird-doggin' it!" is yelled mid-run.
May also be called "j-walking".
May also be called "j-walking".
"Dude, this light is taking forever, we're never gonna cross the street."
"There's a slight opening in traffic! Let's just start bird-doggin' it!"
"There's a slight opening in traffic! Let's just start bird-doggin' it!"
Bird-doggin' it by E56airbear November 10, 2011
put a bird on it
Used to express your displeasure with a person or situation. Derived from "flipping the bird" and the IFC show Portlandia's put a bird on it skit.
put a bird on it by Tuckerblue August 2, 2011
i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.