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bird feed
Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.
bird feed by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010
bird-feed
1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.
bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed
(Created by The Czar)
bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed
(Created by The Czar)
Feed The Bird
Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.
Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
Feed The Bird by levarselosmonos February 19, 2010
Feed the bird
For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.
Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.
Feed the bird by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020
Angry Bird Feeder
When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
Angry Bird Feeder by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
The Bird Feeder
A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.
Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.
Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.
Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!
That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.
The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.
That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.
The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.
The Bird Feeder by Noise Boy November 18, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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