bird-feed 

1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.

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(Created by The Czar)

"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."

"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."

"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"

bird-feed by Brennan G May 23, 2007

bird feed 

To drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air.

Pick up that keg and bird feed me!

bird feed by nivek1990 November 22, 2009

bird feed 

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

bird feed by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

Feed The Bird 

Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.

Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.

"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."

Feed The Bird by levarselosmonos February 19, 2010

Feed the bird 

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

Feed the bird by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Angry Bird Feeder 

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.

Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...

Angry Bird Feeder by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011

The Bird Feeder 

A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.

Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.

Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!

That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.

The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.

The Bird Feeder by Noise Boy November 18, 2011