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Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest
Explain you birch tree🦌
Birch tree by Purplemf February 25, 2022

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"
Birch tree by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

birch tree swingset 

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

cranking the birch tree 

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

birch trees 

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.
You suck, you're worse than birch trees.
birch trees by boocket March 25, 2022

Tree Bitch

ā€œI’m the tree bitch I speak for the treesā€
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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