Birch Tree

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Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

Birch Tree by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

Words you can keep

Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest

Explain you birch tree🦌

Birch tree by Purplemf February 25, 2022

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

Birch tree by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

birch tree swingset by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

cranking the birch tree by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

birch trees

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

birch trees by boocket March 25, 2022

Tree Bitch

The bitch of the trees; Noah

“I’m the tree bitch I speak for the trees”

Tree Bitch by Why are we hear just to suffer October 23, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026