You're being a birch tree right now.
by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020
used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest
Explain you birch tree🦌
by Purplemf February 25, 2022
The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.
by boocket March 25, 2022
by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021