bingbongs

The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.

I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019

bingbong

An individual, generally male that defecates in his tent

Dude, everytime we go camping you bingbong!

by Dusty Baker May 09, 2006

BingBong

A drinking tool in the shape of a flamingo. The beer goes in the hollowed out body of the flamingo and the drinker uses the head and neck portion to bong the beer.

The BingBong was so much fun until I threw up on my girlfriend.

by malass January 22, 2009

BingBong (Disrespectfully)

(n) When you want to call something stupid

Yuhas: Here we see that a dog is a cat only when you define it as so
You: BingBong (Disrespectfully)

by Cocksuckingslayer February 09, 2023

cock-alocka-bingbong

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.

when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

Bingbonger

The enemy of zorgbognisha an awful disgusting creature

“Bingbonger I’ve heard of her she sucks some sweaty ass”

by Zorgbognishaforthewin July 18, 2019

Billdy bingbong

Shut the fuck up.

Don’t talk to me.

Suck me dick.

Hey Jalen Billdy Bingbong.

by Billdy Bingbongs May 04, 2021