A pudgy teenager that is never pleased with life. They are always denouncing horseplay and fun times because of their middle-aged man mentality. Usually this person is messed with quite frequently.
Dude, Ronnie is my friend but he is such a freaking bitterboy! He punched me in the back because I called him Ronald.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).