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Billy Goats 

The fanatical and extremely devoted followers of bluegrass phenom Billy Strings.
“Those Billy Goats were dancing in harmony like they were at a Dead show!”
Billy Goats by Thepianoboy December 3, 2021

billy goats gruff 

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

slippery billy goat 

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,
Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

baptising a billy goat 

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

two peckered billy-goat 

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.