billiop

A sexy beast who is in love with da damieop and da tep

Billiop is so ripped and so are his boyfriends

by Sharqueef12 November 23, 2021

A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Bibliophile

A person that collects or greatly loves books

"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."

by Jaenae January 5, 2017

Eleventy Billion

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

by Trebek December 30, 2003

Anthropodermic bibliopegy

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

by Knowfacts January 1, 2012

bibliophiles

People that love books

There are few bibliophiles anymore compared to the number of vidiots

by wordslut January 29, 2008

4 Billion

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008