two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

bilateral strategically stalking by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

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Bilateral Bitch

An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them

Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn

Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch

-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called

Bilateral Bitch by TMFW February 5, 2015

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Billiter

A raggedy Bitch whom may or may not be a bag chaser.

"I cant believe I had sex with Kelly, she is such a Billiter!"

Billiter by @B0mb October 5, 2011

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bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

bilateral clusterfuck by Torch252 December 3, 2014

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