Bilateral

1. having or relating to two sides; affecting both sides.
2. involving two parties, especially countries.

"bilateral hearing is essential for sound location"

Bilateral by Demon_GOD October 16, 2025

bilateral strategically stalking 

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

bilateral strategically stalking by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

Bilateral Bitch 

An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them

Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn

Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch

-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called

Bilateral Bitch by TMFW February 5, 2015

bilateral clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

bilateral clusterfuck by Torch252 December 3, 2014

Bilateral eureka 

(This is the complete definition from my Ph.D. dissertation in 2003.)

"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"

be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."

After having gone on lots of first blind dates over the last few months, he knew after just a few minutes that she was special. And she told him that she was just what she'd been looking for as well. It was as if the angels were singing when they met, and they both felt a rare and special warmth for each other that they hadn't felt on a first date in a long, long time. The sparks were there for both of them. They had found the elusive and wonderful "bilateral eureka" that makes people keep on dating until both have found that special, rare and amazing person. (Unless they've settled for someone less amazing!)

Bilateral eureka by Dr. RobertB, Ph.D. sexologist May 11, 2012

bilateral samsonite 

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

bilateral samsonite by Artmedic March 25, 2010

bilateral gynandromorph 

an extremely rare half-male, half-female crab

I accidently put a bilateral gynandromorph in a tank with a female crab. Oops.

bilateral gynandromorph by girl #877523099085632 July 1, 2005