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biketender
The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM
biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017
spontaneous bidet
Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009
Bile
person 1: hey did you see biles new post
person 2: no I unfollowed that account months ago its memes are shit
person 2: no I unfollowed that account months ago its memes are shit
Bile by cameronboyce July 8, 2020
e-bile
obama has thrown so many people under the bus due to the numerous e-bile messages rec'd about his friends and associates like the reverend wright.
e-bile by em bee kay October 18, 2008
billet doux
billet doux by spoiledprincess19 May 23, 2009
Bilend
('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com
Bilend by TaketheVeilCerpinTaxt September 4, 2008
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.