Bilend 

('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com

"Ya fuckin Bilend" -Devvo

Bilend by TaketheVeilCerpinTaxt September 4, 2008

bilend 

Derived from bell end

You're just a bilend, mate!

bilend by chav March 27, 2005

bilend 

british culture took this american slang term and twisted it, in american subculture the world bilend can be used in place of stud, hottie, or any other term that deals with an attractive male

You look like such a bilend when you actually dress nice.

bilend by thethunderfromdownunderyo September 18, 2008

tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015

Blendette 

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.

Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”

Blendette by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019