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big ranch 

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
big ranch by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020
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Big Rach 

Noun: Female who is quite tall. Well rounded person with good joke delivery and found of men who are built (‘massif’). Fond of all cheeses, particularly brie.
Girl: are you going to big rach’s?
Girl 2: who’s that
Boy 1: it’s the girl everyone’s talking about

Boy 2: obviously, anyone who’s anyone is going to big rach’s
Davey: I’m going to big rach’s!
Big Rach by Nim123 November 12, 2018
Person 1: How’s Big Rache doing?
Person 2: Great! I heard she just won a tony for doing Dear Evan Hansen!
Big Rache by Fudgggnugggit July 6, 2019

Big Rachael Energy 

B.R.E. LETS GOO BABYYYYY
Go big or go home. Tumbles down cliffs and doesn’t spill the drink. Don’t stop until the sun comes out.
You got big rachael energy. B.R.E babyyyy.

The new B.D.E.

big bad rachel aboud 

A woman (usually a teacher) who sexually assaults her students and eats their lunch
bro, that teacher is such a big bad rachel aboud

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH 

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch
use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH