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big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

Same goes big nose. 

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.
Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.
Same goes big nose. by AJ_Legend March 18, 2008

Big Nose Money Stealer 

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.
Ben: Your such a Big Nose Money Stealer

Big Nose Syndrome 

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.
That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!
Big Nose Syndrome by Dr. Mark Yanakis November 11, 2021

Big Nose Calculator 

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

National Big Nose day

National big Nose day is November 22, so give your favorite big nose person a hug and a card for their special day
Mike: Happy november 22
Jeff: What's november 22?

Mike: National big nose day you fucking toucan
Jeff: Fuck you
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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