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big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

Same goes big nose. 

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.
Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.

Big Nose Money Stealer 

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.

Big Nose Syndrome 

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.
That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!

Big Nose Calculator 

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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National Big Nose day

National big Nose day is November 22, so give your favorite big nose person a hug and a card for their special day
Mike: Happy november 22
Jeff: What's november 22?

Mike: National big nose day you fucking toucan
Jeff: Fuck you