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out of the big bed 

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

[big brested bed thrasher] 

A chick thats dank as hell and has fat ass titties also can be refered to bird watching
(dank ass chick wit big titties): hey bud i didnt know you were into bird watching

Bud: oh ya im looking for a big brested bed thrasher

big fat lump under my bed 

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said